|Thursday, April 20th, 2006|
|Thursday, February 2nd, 2006|
you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever
i am a jack ass, revenge isnt the right word but its the first word that comes to mind Current Mood: melancholy
|Friday, June 24th, 2005|
I stole this shit from some dum fuk on myspace
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes....Ok read the english meaning and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sence)
1) Thats not right...................................
.... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................................
...... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.....................................
........ Dum Fuk
5) Small horse...................................
......... Tia Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.
For the idiots who didnt get it..... U DUM FUK
|Sunday, May 1st, 2005|
|Saturday, April 30th, 2005|
|Tuesday, December 7th, 2004|
|Thursday, October 14th, 2004|
I love Jennifer. She is so great. Jennifer is so cool. Woooooohoooooo I have diarrhea because I had food. My diarrhea was green though. Weird. Sometimes, when I masturbate, I like to pluck out my asshole hairs because that little bit of pain turns me on. I like it rough, rough to my asshole. Ah yes, that is good. Speaking of masturbating...I think Im going to go do that, I think of plucking my asshole hairs and my bunghole quenches, it feels so nice. Im excited. Current Mood: horny
|Tuesday, October 12th, 2004|
Melonie Cannon did a version of whiskey lullaby...
who the fuck does she think she is!? fuck that fat ass bitch
she aint got shit on Alison Krauss!
|Sunday, October 10th, 2004|
|Friday, September 17th, 2004|
|Sunday, August 29th, 2004|
if it was even half as bad as she paints it id be surprised and disapointed that no one kicked my ass and kicked me out.
to hell with you and all your friends Current Mood: suicidal
|Thursday, August 26th, 2004|
this weekend should be awesome...i think i might be going to the football game tomorrow, dont even ask me why
oh yea...i almost forgot! my right shoe looks extremely homosexual...just thought you guys should know
Never ran away for the sake of scars
Tried not to move but she was armed
And shots were fired
Now a hole in the head of this wounded liar
Never had a drink that I didn't like
Got a taste of you, threw up all night
I got more sick
With every sour second rate kiss
Everything I never would miss again
|Monday, August 23rd, 2004|
"i find it disturbing you know that"
"i find it disturbing you dont..."
if you dont know the basic facts about your country dont even try expressing your opinion...thank you <3
i was about to get into how much ass last weekend kicked, but then i realized i already wrote all that shit out, all except for the sunday night wild adventure. I can not believe i actually got into that car, i was sure we would all die in a fiery explosion. i risked my life to sit in the barnes and noble parking lot for a hour...and then sit in mcdonalds for another hour. as lame as that is, we had a ton of fun with playboys and french fries. seen someone i hadnt seen in years...and ill probably never see her again. i hate vegetarians anyways...?
muah ha! 1970! like a week after nixon invaded cambodia...
onto today, i talked to another vegetarian i hadnt seen in awhile, shes supposed to be healthy because shes a vegetarian and im supposed to be dying because i ONLY eat fast food, greasy dead animals...but its the reverse. it really makes you think dont it. Current Mood: anxious
|Thursday, August 19th, 2004|
your going to live, then your going to die...just like the rest of us. its just that fucking simple. but no one cares, and iv hated you for years and years Current Mood: suicidal
|Wednesday, August 11th, 2004|
im taking library science...
today the black lady showed us how to check in/out books (she made a big deal about forgetting my name...i still dont know hers lol) anyways its really fucking simple and it would be so easy to just check books out to other people and steal them...
anyways after she showed us how she told us to "practice" its not really something you need to practice so me and the other two library sciencers are just fucking around chatting when this dude that wants to check out a book (for some reason?) walks up. so i try to do the easy task of checking the book out to him, but as it appears im a fucking moron and i cant perform that simple task "i expect you to know this now" yea, well his names not there YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH. none of the freshmans are in the computers yet, so of course FOUR other freshman attempted to check out books...i very rudely put them in their place with a kind "get the fuck out of my library!" library science kicks so much ass.
oh and i also had to cart a bunch of magazines up to coach hoffmans room...it HAD to be done then, and when i get there his door is locked because its his fucking LUNCH period. oh yea put a big fucking rush on that
...45 minute lunches sounded like such a great idea
people with 5th period lunch should come to the library so i can be rude to them, you got 45 minutes to burn anyways
iv been sober for TWO full days, holy shit i had to check my calander to make sure that count was acurate, it seems like fucking forever
|Saturday, August 7th, 2004|
oh god damn it!
fuck it, im not doing anything tomorrow...unless it includes beating the living shit out of someone
|Thursday, August 5th, 2004|
"Well the devil's nipping at your heels and this time it's for real
A lonely hunger starts to gnaw as you wish away the pain
Of another desperate dead end day forever filled with sadness
To forget about the pain you take your bottle, drink your grave" Current Mood: dead
|Monday, August 2nd, 2004|
ok so a long ass time ago this one chick told this one dude my screen name...anyways so tonight he made mention of my profile to her and she asked me about it...it said "the girl that loves everyone is the shit i love her..." so after she mentions all of this and after i explain to her that this other girl wanted me to put her name there i didnt want to put this other girls name there so i put that instead...anyways after she still doesnt understand this course of events i just change it to funk4us after i did so she says hes getting pissed at her over it for some reason so he starts a little chat up with me that went a little something like this:
Funk4us (9:57:12 PM): http://mnet.arbornet.org/~danatan/pics/scars.jpg
Funk4us (9:57:17 PM): that's for that
SonofABassTurd (9:57:47 PM): whats for what?
Funk4us (9:57:54 PM): I dunno
Funk4us (9:58:07 PM): but it is a cool wallpaper
Funk4us (10:00:02 PM): enjoy
Funk4us (10:40:41 PM): just out of curiosity, why am I the shit?
SonofABassTurd (10:41:36 PM): ...because you sent me that fucking awesome wall paper
Funk4us (10:42:18 PM): I had a feeling that was it
*no names have been changed...fuck the innocent*
and just a note, i changed it to his name before the first conversation where he made no mention of anything the chick is still telling me he is REALLY pissed about it being in my profile...but he doesnt say shit about it to me, so either he isnt really pissed and hes just trying to make her think he is for some reason or hes a fucking pussy and wont ask me to change it directly...even if you think aobut it if its the first one hes still a fucking pussy and since he is a fucking pussy
incase you guys dont know, his name is christian funkhouser (however you spell that) and you guys should definetly send him annoying instant messages...because thats what hes afraid will result of his screen name being in my profile?
anyways if you actually followed all of that you deserve a slap on the back...because i was the one explaining it and after typing it out like that iv now completly confused myself =/
christian (FUNK4US) is a pussy
me (sonofabassturd) is a rambling confused drunken fool Current Mood: drunk
|Saturday, July 31st, 2004|
"what gives man the right to kill?"
"ill tell you what GUNS, big fucking GUNS"
i got the new taking back sunday cd, where you want to be